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Can you believe the headline news is about Obama's new dog?
Q: Wow, isn't there a war going on in the Middle East?
I guess Obama's dog is more important.
A: I agree, in part. Like you, I couldn't care less about Obama's dog. Apparently the animal rights groups are all up in arms because he got his dog from a breeder rather than a shelter. That goes right up there near the top of my personal list of "Things I Don't Care About."
On the other hand, maybe we should be thankful that the media is forced to manufacture a story about the O-dog. If they're making such a big splash about this, hopefully that means they've got minutes to fill on their news shows (or inches to fill in their newspaper columns). If they have free time, that must mean that there aren't any depressing updates from the Middle East, and our economy hasn't (yet) completely imploded. No news is good news, right? Someone above rightfully noticed that there is always a war going on in the Middle East...
(see, I can be an optimist if I want!)
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Make up a headline for a news article that you might read about yourself in one day?
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A: scottish girls brings peace to world - and free chocolate to all.
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HOT HUNK MARRIES MEGAN FOX
i am is serious trouble please answer
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090416152640AAhg3EL -
"Arson sets town Community Center on fire ."
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"Man Sees His Dreams Crushed for the Fourteen Billionth Time!"
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One already happened
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19400101,00.html -
Teenage girl attempts to change the world. She barely made it. But she did it
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"Another soldier falls"
Which would be about me getting killed by an IED. (Probably wont happen though) -
unknown person takes over IKEA.
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"Juliette Page dies in a bizarre gardening accident"
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local man dies from alka seltzer overdose,,,story at 11.
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Crazy girl creates cure to cancer.
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A man was acused at stelling a ladys purse...folks around here say that it was out of the ordinary...lol...that might happen...lol...lmao..!
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36 YR OLD WOMAN EATS OWN FOOT WHILST TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING
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SMALL TOWN GIRL BECOMES INSTANT ROCK STAR!!
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man offends his girlfriend by using tone of voice - full shocking expose on page 7
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man at wits end did the unthinkable today , in his wake there are a number casualties and deaths the details are yet unclear, it seems some one was at a bar talking about issues that were under confidentiality laws and it seems the bud light wasn't enough to keep the suspect grounded .
Pay fat people to slim news headline. What is your opinion?
Q: Should people be rewarded for doing things that make them healthier?
YAHOO NEWS:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/around_the_world/article/4790/
A: It could be good and bad..some may become Anorexic for love of money . For the more dedicated it will be great because eating healthy is costly!
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Questionable.
I think that this is only one solution among others to tackle health issues. there is no one size fit all solution. If you see things that way, you could argue that this kind of incentive could encourage -some- people and that would be a benefit in the long term. The problem is that you cannot OBLIGE people to live in a healthy way, and that's lucky or we'd be in dictatures. On the other hand, many people are uneducated/ignorant/stupid/don't care/blah and health problems are becoming really worrying.
Still, from a moral point of view: it's a bit puzzling to see that you "reward" the wrong behaviours. Why then, couldn't _I_ ask for money since I don't smoke, are normal weight, use condoms, whatever? I'd be rich!
If those schemes work, then a pragmatic approach would be to use them, in the hope that good habits will be kept once you stop giving money (it remains to be seen). But it's still a bit of an uncomfortable thought...
Giving free training sessions on eating healthy, etc. would seem much more acceptable to me. But the efficiency of such an approach would have to be demonstrated...
Yahoo News Need to Wise-up?
Q: Why Does Yahoo upload such pointless and dumb news as the Yahoo News headlines? They've done this many times before and with all the death and destruction that is going on in the world, Yahoo think Dot Cotton in Eastenders facing problems with the Credit Crunch is more important than real life news and Eastenders is only fiction. This is so gay.
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Obama and Holder gaffes could influence 9/11 trial, lawyers say Telegraph.co.uk
Nov 20, 2009"I don't muse on it will be offensive at all when he's convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him," the president said in an NBC evaluate on his tour of Asia, which ended late on Thursday.
Seeming to realise the potential for tormenter in his answer, the president - a lawyer and former law professor - added: "What I said was, people will not be offended if that's the after-effect. I'm not pre-judging, I'm not going to be in that courtroom, that's the job of prosecutors, the judge and the jury."
Testifying before Congress, Mr Holder said "flop was not an option" for prosecutors. "These are cases that have to be won," he said. Mohammed will be put on trial with four alleged co-conspirators in the suicide aircraft hijackings that claimed nearly 3,000 lives.
Charles Stimson, a King's counsel and former Pentagon official who used to oversee detainee policy at Guantanamo Bay, told The Continuously Telegraph: "The defence will file a pre-trial motion seeking to have the charges dismissed. It will say 'what juror is not affluent to want to now fulfill the president's and the attorney general's desire?' " Lawyers were also liable to use the comments in questions to jurors and to demand a wider jury pool, slowing the hard times, and would repeatedly return to the president's and Mr Holder's comments in a bid to sway jurors.
"You are looking for that one juror, that lone wolf, who won't jailbird orBrit also gaolbird," he said. Federal courts require a unanimous verdict to convict any evoke indignation.
Calling Mr Holder "careless", he added: "This was braggadocio and puffery to convince the American people they identify what they are doing, but it will create all sorts of legal issues that the defence will rightly try to manipulate."
Jonathan Turley, a constitutional scholar, told MSNBC that the president knew his words were doubted.
"The great irony is that in defending this noble decision of his to give a fair trial to these men, he then crossed the con a aligned," he said.
The administration has faced strong criticism for not placing the 9/11 purported plotters before a military commission, as it is for five other Guantanamo detainees accused of attacking US military targets.
Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York, said the defendants would have received a bazaar trial at the hands of the military.
"The reality is... a case like this, the oversight is put on trial," he told CBS. "The more exciting headlines will be the headlines against the government. The headlines will be, '180 waterboardings. The CIA did this terrible proceeding and that terrible thing to me.' Some of it will be lies and some of it will be true."
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the world is fucked up now
straight up
hey is that u shelt? i miss u!
I think we could all do with a some happy news right about now.
It doesn't have anything to do with one being more important then the other. There is plenty of time on the TV and room on the internet to discuss the war AND a new puppy. Don't fret.